Blue: My doctor gave me this brochure, girls, and guess what?
Plaid: What? What? You’re killing me here.
Blue: It tells you how people get BABIES!
Red: No! Really? really and truly?
Blue: You are SO not going to believe this.
Plaid: look at me, I’d believe anything at this point. I’m beginning to give some credence to that “swallowed a watermelon seed” theory.
Blue: (whispers)
Red: You mean, that’s it? No storks? No cabbages? I feel … disillusioned.
Plaid: Huh. Well, I’ll be damned.
Blue: That’s what the preacher said. but wait until I show him THIS! It’s all just science!
Red: I wonder if Jimmy knows? Won’t he be amazed when I tell him!
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